My Pretty
Okay, guys and dolls, here's the deal. I am going to post a survey and you, ALL OF YOU!, are going to copy and paste it into an e-mail. You will then proceed to complete it and send it to me. If you don't have my e-mail, get it from someone who does...savvy?
Crap You've Heard Before
1. Name? Lane
2. Age? 14
3. Birthday? 8/8 (my next birthday, send me gifts!)
4. Favorite food? either chinese or mexican (pizza is so overused.)
5. Favorite movies? Monty Python and the Holy Grail, CAMP, Newsies, Edward Scissorhands, Swimfan, Cape Fear, The Princess Diaries (...yeah, so? i can still kick your butt.), Grease, Hairspray, Liar Liar, Billy Madison, Zoolander, Kung Pow, Interview With the Vampire, Dracula...
6. Marital Status? single, sadly.
Choose
7. Pen or Pencil? pencil. i mess up way too much to use pen.
8. His and Her towels or die slowly by means of icepick? icepick, please.
9. Love or lust? Love
10. Hugs or Kisses? kisses.
Back to the Questions
11. Favorite superhero? Superman. I have an abnormal fascination with Superman.
12. Blondes or Brunettes? brunettes.
13.Favorite flowers? it's cliche, but red and white roses.
14. Favorite color combination? crimson and black
15. Do you enjoy Taco Bell? yes. In all it's faux mexican glory.
Finish the Sentence
16. Lindsay Lohan... makes me vomit.
17. WSHS girl's locker room... smells like poo.
18. Family Guy... is the best show ever created.
19. Dark-haired foreign guys... are the sexiest things in the whole world.
20. Lane is... a freakishly loud nad outgoing, yet highly self-concious, staple for the common man. (*grin*)
21. Harrison told me... that Chuck should come to Memphis...NOW!
22. My biggest pet peeves are... Mrs. LaFon and Mrs. Stallins...and homophobes.
23. I am labeled as... a freak. YAY for Lane!
24. Clothing items I'd most like to shoot people for wearing are... walibees and North Faces. They need to be stopped.
More Lovely Inquisitions
25.CHUCKTAYLORCHUCKTAYLORCHUCKTAYLOR7DAYSCHUCKTAYLORSUICIDEDEATHDISMEMBERMENT! Are you scared? no, i'm not sarra.
26. Music of Choice? Maroon 5, Nirvana, CHevelle, Various soundtracks (CAMP!), SOAD, Red Hot Chili Peppers, NOVA! NOVA!, Mr. Williams' Mix, Guns n' Roses, Incubus, Audioslave, Stephen Lynch, etc.
27. List and describe your favorite facial feature in 17 words or less. Lips- an unnatural shade of pink.
28. Do you like Mr. Williams? God, yes. I love the man.
Final Thoughts...Or ARE They?
29. Do you love me? yes, i love me very much...sometimes.
30. Do you like drawing obscure htings on your school binders? yes...with sharpie.
31. Favorite out-of-town experience? Dallas...*tear*
32. What's your heritage? I'm Italian like a mo.
Quotes!
33. Favorite Conversation with You and a Friend?
(almost late to homeroom bell rings)
Lane: "Drew just called me a lesbian."
Leo: " I'd never call you a lesbian."
Lane: "Oh, thanks Leo."
Leo: "NOw, get to class, you...lesbian muscrat with a new CD!"
Lane: "...?"
34. Favorite quote from any of the three Austin Powers movies?
"There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures....and the Dutch."
35. Teacher Quote?
(in order for this to be funny, it must be read aloud.)
"Lane, jacket off! Robbie, jacket off! Oh, God, what did I just say!?"
More Questions
36. If you can fill this in, I'll love you forever....except Sarra...because she knows this.
" I realize that, your honor, but ________________________________."
37. Do you know whoo Cyndi Lauper is? Prove it. GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUUUUUUN!!!!
5 Questions Just for Kristie
38. Are you and Brandon still together, or what?
39. What's with Brian? (by the way, he thinks I'm purty.)
40. 'Member when those stoners came up to us and they were like, "IT"S GIRLS!" ?
41. How much would I have to pay you to go out with Gene again?
42. Are you paying attention?
5 Questions Just for Chuck
43. CHUCK! I'm so sorry I didn't call you. Do you still love me? *cute face*
44. Will you come here if i let you live in my closet?
45. Aren't you thrilled about my pic?
46. uhhh...Come here?
47. What would I have to do to get you to move here?
5 Questions Just for Sarra
48. Don't you miss the herd like your life?
49. Cuss...please?
50. Can I come sleep in the sex chair?
51. Can I borrow your Newsies DVD?
52. WHYYYYYYYY NOOOT?
Final Thoughts...For Real This Time.
53. List here your honest opinion of me.
I love you all amd am leaving you with this quote.
"Give me a cupcake...AND NO SPRINKLES! For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you."
Crap You've Heard Before
1. Name? Lane
2. Age? 14
3. Birthday? 8/8 (my next birthday, send me gifts!)
4. Favorite food? either chinese or mexican (pizza is so overused.)
5. Favorite movies? Monty Python and the Holy Grail, CAMP, Newsies, Edward Scissorhands, Swimfan, Cape Fear, The Princess Diaries (...yeah, so? i can still kick your butt.), Grease, Hairspray, Liar Liar, Billy Madison, Zoolander, Kung Pow, Interview With the Vampire, Dracula...
6. Marital Status? single, sadly.
Choose
7. Pen or Pencil? pencil. i mess up way too much to use pen.
8. His and Her towels or die slowly by means of icepick? icepick, please.
9. Love or lust? Love
10. Hugs or Kisses? kisses.
Back to the Questions
11. Favorite superhero? Superman. I have an abnormal fascination with Superman.
12. Blondes or Brunettes? brunettes.
13.Favorite flowers? it's cliche, but red and white roses.
14. Favorite color combination? crimson and black
15. Do you enjoy Taco Bell? yes. In all it's faux mexican glory.
Finish the Sentence
16. Lindsay Lohan... makes me vomit.
17. WSHS girl's locker room... smells like poo.
18. Family Guy... is the best show ever created.
19. Dark-haired foreign guys... are the sexiest things in the whole world.
20. Lane is... a freakishly loud nad outgoing, yet highly self-concious, staple for the common man. (*grin*)
21. Harrison told me... that Chuck should come to Memphis...NOW!
22. My biggest pet peeves are... Mrs. LaFon and Mrs. Stallins...and homophobes.
23. I am labeled as... a freak. YAY for Lane!
24. Clothing items I'd most like to shoot people for wearing are... walibees and North Faces. They need to be stopped.
More Lovely Inquisitions
25.CHUCKTAYLORCHUCKTAYLORCHUCKTAYLOR7DAYSCHUCKTAYLORSUICIDEDEATHDISMEMBERMENT! Are you scared? no, i'm not sarra.
26. Music of Choice? Maroon 5, Nirvana, CHevelle, Various soundtracks (CAMP!), SOAD, Red Hot Chili Peppers, NOVA! NOVA!, Mr. Williams' Mix, Guns n' Roses, Incubus, Audioslave, Stephen Lynch, etc.
27. List and describe your favorite facial feature in 17 words or less. Lips- an unnatural shade of pink.
28. Do you like Mr. Williams? God, yes. I love the man.
Final Thoughts...Or ARE They?
29. Do you love me? yes, i love me very much...sometimes.
30. Do you like drawing obscure htings on your school binders? yes...with sharpie.
31. Favorite out-of-town experience? Dallas...*tear*
32. What's your heritage? I'm Italian like a mo.
Quotes!
33. Favorite Conversation with You and a Friend?
(almost late to homeroom bell rings)
Lane: "Drew just called me a lesbian."
Leo: " I'd never call you a lesbian."
Lane: "Oh, thanks Leo."
Leo: "NOw, get to class, you...lesbian muscrat with a new CD!"
Lane: "...?"
34. Favorite quote from any of the three Austin Powers movies?
"There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures....and the Dutch."
35. Teacher Quote?
(in order for this to be funny, it must be read aloud.)
"Lane, jacket off! Robbie, jacket off! Oh, God, what did I just say!?"
More Questions
36. If you can fill this in, I'll love you forever....except Sarra...because she knows this.
" I realize that, your honor, but ________________________________."
37. Do you know whoo Cyndi Lauper is? Prove it. GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUUUUUUN!!!!
5 Questions Just for Kristie
38. Are you and Brandon still together, or what?
39. What's with Brian? (by the way, he thinks I'm purty.)
40. 'Member when those stoners came up to us and they were like, "IT"S GIRLS!" ?
41. How much would I have to pay you to go out with Gene again?
42. Are you paying attention?
5 Questions Just for Chuck
43. CHUCK! I'm so sorry I didn't call you. Do you still love me? *cute face*
44. Will you come here if i let you live in my closet?
45. Aren't you thrilled about my pic?
46. uhhh...Come here?
47. What would I have to do to get you to move here?
5 Questions Just for Sarra
48. Don't you miss the herd like your life?
49. Cuss...please?
50. Can I come sleep in the sex chair?
51. Can I borrow your Newsies DVD?
52. WHYYYYYYYY NOOOT?
Final Thoughts...For Real This Time.
53. List here your honest opinion of me.
I love you all amd am leaving you with this quote.
"Give me a cupcake...AND NO SPRINKLES! For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you."
1 Comments:
omigah! yay!
okay, so i have like, a survey fetish. they make me happy, okay? i can still kick your butt. did you ever do my survey? yeah. you did. i should make a new one...
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