Tuesday, November 02, 2004

"Gittin' summa dat akshn"

I am having severe withdrawal symptoms here. I haven't seen CAMP in over a month. I'm such a ho. Today, after school, they were giving away free Kerry stuff. Of course, me and Sarra and all of everyone else EVER rushed over to "git summa dat akshn."

William was the rain today...and it has been decided by the entire latin class that he is the reason that Bill Clinton was almost impeached. Yes, yes, it's all his fault.

Tommorow shall be the day when I can (not so proudly) say that it has been 6 weeks since I last used the phone. Ugh.

Barksdale was about ready to kill me and Moore today. We were standing in between the auditorium and the elementary building and we were trying to match the pitch of our screams...(now I know what Mr. Williams is getting at when he calls me and Moore freaks). Anyway, Barksdale heard us and screamed back "HALLOWEEN IS OVER!!!" Then, she accused us of having "sheepish" looks on our faces. What does sheepish mean, anyway.

I have concluded that (only on weekends) I can't spell character. I sort of botch the english language on the weekends too...(in an I'm-o-so-obviously-from-the-south sort of way). I stopped myself just this past Saturday saying "We ain't got none no more." *shudder*

Halloween was okay this year. I went trick-or-treating with my little brother and Kyle. I really don't like Kyle that much, but it was okay because i smacked him with the flashlight. The candy was horrible. I don't think you get it....Think "bucket full of 17 year old twizzlers" nasty.

I hope that Kerry wins.

O! I plotted Mrs. LaFon's death. Here it is. (her cousin is Al Gore, for those of you who don't know)
LaFon: "Cousin Gore! So good to see you!"
Gore: "Yes, LaFon! I am here to KILL you!"
LaFon: "Oh, no!!"
Gore: "Oh, yes!!"
LaFon: "AMBULABANT!!"
Gore: "DIE!"
*revs up chainsaw* *scream in terror*
Gore: "Ahahaha! I have a chainsaw!"

So ends the horrible Latin reign of Virginia Dawn LaFon.

That was fun.

...*stalks away*

2 Comments:

Blogger -chuck- said...

Though I, too, am praying for a Kerry win, I'm gradually losing faith. If Democrats would just get off their lazy asses and vote, we wouldn't have this problem. But no matter--that lady's name is V.D. LaFon! HOOT. Why aren't you using the phone? Are you boycotting? You should call me, hoser. You never did. Oh no, I died.

-chuck-
...or eat limes...

November 2, 2004 at 6:58 PM  
Blogger Sara St. said...

o laine. you and your ms lafon hatin'. guess what. bush won. GOD. i just wanna crawl in a hole till a democrat wins.

November 3, 2004 at 3:41 PM  

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