Wednesday, September 29, 2004

the recent posts are WRONG!

i have so posted since the 22nd. it makes me angry. Individual messages in 3......2......1!

Chuck- okay, so you and zwans or whoever AREN'T going out. but, it's, like, the same thing. the annoying boyfriend/ girlfriend mannerisms. same freaking thing. mmmkay?

Sarra- i gave you my lolly....you should worship me now.

Leo randomly sent me a picture of mitch hedberg where he more-than-slightly resembles Al Pacino

Tuesday, September 28, 2004

why me?

*sigh in desparation* Chad is a bit peeved with me, for i kind of stabbed him in the neck with a pen. I know how horrible that sounds...but, come on, it barely bled.

Yeh know what? I just realized that I don't really care.

Yeah, but, besides that, nothing really happened today...except for the fact that I HAVE MR. MUNTER!!! w00t, Munter is the godliest teacher ever. He let us make ink blots in class. *sigh of contentment*

Alright, I need to call someone. Oh, yes, my father is picking me up tomorrow. It shall be lovely. He's going to worship Star Trek and my little brother while I retire to my room in indifference and watch tv. mmmm...that's good eatin'.

Yeah...off to get a shower.

Monday, September 27, 2004

and lane has 4 minutes.

there is no way i'm even going to ATTEMPT to make big-long post in 4 MINUTES! okay, come wed, i'm gonna be grounded from the phone. don't call me. consequently, i'll be spending a lot more of my time on the internet... anyway..i just talked to gene (who told me he loves me...again.)


happy hunting!

Sunday, September 26, 2004

i have bruises...

so, sarra came over yesterday and spent last night. she decided to be baptist with me today. so, last night was krunkbeans. i watched highlights of camp and listend to the Cranberries and had a ball. *night falls* we talked of :

chuck taylor (who scares sarra)
the ring
gene (if you were gene, i'd SO make out with you right now.)
Michael (swoons and dies)
parma-SEAN!!!! (yeh know you love me, sarra.)
marilyn manson
evanescence ( she IS saying paper flowers)
SPOT! gabriel damon
the producers
sigfreid and roy (adolph Elizabeth?)
my bracelets
my hair
her hair
kurt cobain...

and more stuff that i can't remember right now. OH and that annoying bass-line from 1 am. ooooh. good times. ah, yes, those bruises i mentioned....sarra is extremely abusive...and paranoid. she punched me several times and i died. but, i haft admit it was my own fault...i kept mentioning things that scare her at like 3 am and everytime i did, she'd hit me.

w00t. so, on back to friday night...i went to kristie's. we ate vietnamese noodles and taco bell. we created her a blog..i cant think of the name of it right now. it's not the one on my profile...that one's a dud. yeah... things that were said at kristie's house:

"let me sing paper flowers with my anus in the air"
-Lane
"*screeches* PAAAAAAPPPPERRRRR FLAAAAAAAAAAWWWEREEREESSS!!!!"
-Kristie (btw, did we scare brandon?)

anyway, i haven't seen russel in FOREVER! he's dead, or something, much to the dismay of kristie. Novus practice is all dudes on tuesday...and all chicks on saturday. lucky us, we get the THREE HOUR PRACTICE!!

*crack knuckles*

i think i'm going to go now.

Thursday, September 23, 2004

church lock-in and all that JAZZ!!!

so, there is (as you can probably guess from my lovely title there) a lock in at my church tomorrow night. i am still debating on whether or not to go. leo just sent me a WHOLE bunch of e-mail addresses of people in my english class. although i have no intention of e-mailing half of them, i felt obligated to copy and paste them onto my list of people i might at some point feel the need to contact. so, i have had no social contact with the following people in over 24 hours: chuck, kristie, russel, mason, annebel, sara, sarah, sara2, sarra, SARAH AKERS, and finally, chad. he wasn't on the bus. i ate gummy bears today. they were good. Chicago is one of the best movie in the world. i really enjoy it. i haven't seen camp in a week and i haven't seen newsies in about three weeks. i am an awful person. i need to die now.

Wednesday, September 22, 2004

well, then.

i had a nice big long post all set and ready, but then my computer blacked out on me. I now hate the computer. mmmmmmmm.....i went ot the mall on saturday and i ran into gene and keith. for those of you who don't know about gene (aka. chuck) let me simply say that he broke my heart. enough of that...anyway, so, ran into gene and we hung out and he skipped his ride to hang with me and kristie. oh, by the way, if kristie doesn't show up to school tomorrow, then she is NEVER getting her drowning pool cd back. sarra went to ani. murgh

Monday, September 20, 2004

i wanna go somewhere...

SARRA! youhaven't commented in FOREVER! Neither have you, chuck. my head hurts. I AM AWAITING MY LETTER!!! i had to skip lunch and type some stupid report for biology. 'twas quite boring. id've much rather liked to sit with austin and andrew and laugh and rant about nothing. ah, well. *awaiting...i know not what...death, perhaps?* outburst of poetic type. man...mason's still ignoring me...i dunno, i guess i've gotten over it by now. doesn't really bother me much. guess what i have tomorrow?! NOVUUUUUS!!! NOVANOVANOVANOVANOVA! whoo. i need to go....get...a...shower.

Sunday, September 19, 2004

PIGPIGPIGGEDYPIGPIGPIGGY!

i just got off the phone...i have two minutes to type something substantial. i give up. so! mall gene....saw....AHHH!


i have to go eat something...RAMEN!

Friday, September 17, 2004

NOVA! NOVA! NOVA!

mmkay. today would be friday...yes. i think i'm about to add to my profile, so, if you're reading this (aka. sarra and chuck) the check it out. i think that i shall post big today. I watched dr. phil today. it had that chick from that show...yes, i know, that narrows it down. anyway, i'm watching big brother now...they're going to narrow it down to two tonight. i really, really, REALLY hate donald trump....(the donald...heh) i think he's ugly and strange and has bad...REALLY bad hair. i also think that you should be thankful that Conan O'Brien does the impressions of him...that are HILARIOUS! i adore conan. i don't like leno as much...and i don't like bill gates or mason and his ugly hair at all. SARRA! you need to write my note back. it's been three days, sarra, three days! i've decided that for each (school) day that you don't reply, i will take one r out of your name. so far, your name is "saa". don't make me take another r out. my little brother just entered the room... and he read my blog. *tackles ryan *muahahahaha* I LOVE YOU!!!!!

"gabriel of high degree/ he came down from trinity/ to nazareth in Galille/ Nova nova/ mm/ nova/eva/ mm/ nova/ ex eva!"

that song has been stuck in my head ALL day!

"skateboarding? you know for a guy named vladimir, you sure are a cliche american teenager."

I hafta play with ryan now...for now, au revoir.


Thursday, September 16, 2004

whoo. book review, check.

i just wrote a book review on The True Confessions of Charlotte Doyle in 30 minutes. That was fast freakin writing. So, yesterday was pray around the pole day...(aka- we will bribe you with boxes of donuts to pray with us and let us tape you praying...day.) i am SO icked with charlie vergos...i'm not quite sure why...UGH! but i'm more icked at mason, for reasons that i don't really want to write out at the moment. so, latin class was a total flop today. i mean, who does she think she's kidding? a latin NEWSCAST?! how lame. i need e-mail. send me e-mail. now, right this very second...now!

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!! ( you know who you are...)

Wednesday, September 15, 2004

and lane talked to peter today

first off...message to sarra: WHATTHEMOFO IS YOUR PROBLEM!?!?!? you angry at me. but, you cannot be mad, for I AM KEANU DRACULA!! (and fabio) hehehehe! you maake me glad memories.

Real post is as follows:

sigfried and roy are a miracle. gay lion trainer plus gay lion trainer= MIRACLE!!! they should adopt a vietnamese paralyzed monk. that would make them even more fun. I must leave now.

BO BIS BIT! THE SPARTANS REALLY HIT! BIMUS BITIS BUNT! SPARTANI MAGNI SUNT!

uarete uarete uarete!

i had to go...

Tuesday, September 14, 2004

Kristie...Sarra...Chuck...Note...

okay. kristie is now officially out of the hospital (yay!) i talked to her today and she was talking to austin online. so, i said, "kristie, you should ask austin if he likes me." she in turn replied, "i bet he does". me:"nuh-uh!" her:"yeah-huh!" me:"cre to make it interesting?" her: "i bet you any item from hot topic that he says yes." me "OKAY!" long story short, he said no, (thank GOD!) and now i get to pick out something at the mall on saturday. SARRA!! did you get my prettyful note?


CHUCK! e-mail me!

Love to all.

Sunday, September 12, 2004

...and lane is now an alto 1

IHATEITIHATEITIHATEIT!!! alto 1 sucks. what does he not understand! I CANNOT SING ALTO!!! I'm a soprano 1 and he moved me and Moore to alto. I can hit those stupid high notes! murgh. I'm sleepy and hyper and I'm about to watch CAMP! ...praise be to justin *heh* So, football game friday night was AWESOME! I hid behind Leo to escape Jesse and William. Leo gave me $10 to buy a drink...I SAW RUSSEL!!! But, he had a shirt on. Kristie and Sarra missed it...I pity them.

*POOF!* Lane is gone to watch CAMP and be merry.


Wednesday, September 08, 2004

I need human companionship.

i just realized that the title to this post ounds like a bad dating service ad....ah well. anyway, monsoon *giggle*. *screams* IT'S TURKEY LURKEY TIME!!! i must leave now.

Sunday, September 05, 2004

results

Your: Wondering eyes. Your not quite focused and your quite the day dreamer. Your a bit odd and as many say
Your: Wondering eyes. Your not quite focused and
your quite the day dreamer. Your a bit odd and
as many say "Your head is in the
clouds."

What type of eyes do you have?
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goddess of the night...i guess.

MoonGoddess
Goddess of the Night. Beautiful yet a strange
darkness and sadness lurk about you.

What element would you rein over? (For Girls)
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Thursday, September 02, 2004

ahem, yes.