all about moore...almost

i haven't posted in, like, forever and a day. i just read moore's blog....yeah...misspelled Halloween in one post...i was glad to point it out.

"who's that pretty girl in the window? MYDADSAIDIHAVEABIGNOSE!!!"


hehehe. good times. by the way, moore, you should really feel special. i NEVER dedicate an entire post to just one person....can' take it....must say something else besides about MOORE!!!!!

I LOVE YOU< CHUCK!!! HA! i broke it. 0_o

toodles.

okay. today was the powderpuff football game. 'twas quite eventful. i found out that dillon likes me and that brandi is pregnant (HA!). yeah.

after i got home from school today, (by the by, me and drew are getting along fabulously again.) , brad and lonnie randomly showed up. after about a half hour of sitting and jumping on the trampoline, i got up and went to sit on one of the chairs outside. brad came up and plopped down on my lap....and he kissed me....twice.

tomorrow is green and gray day....hamecoming week.

bye.

fghjk

today marks the third week that i haven't used the phone. consequently, my social life has dropped to an all time low. i have been reduced to making up words for my own amusement. for everyone's notification: everything'd and ya'll'd are now words. include them in your daily vocabulary.

hmm...it's been a rather boring day....o! except for the fact that the entire freshman student body dressed up as hawaiins (i have no idea if that is spelled right). taylor sanborn made me 2 bracelets in geometry today... not because he likes me, but because we were bored and he had string.

THEY'RE NOT GUNNA GET US! THEY'RE NOT GUNNA GET US! (that was just for you, sarra.)

i just had the sudden urge to watch the lion king 2. i want to watch that part where that one lion sings "*scoops into all the notes* He is not One of us!" simply because i have the ability to do that.

Chuck: *cute face* pwease send the wettew?

new e-mail...drew makes me angry...sara and william...so many sar(r)a(h)'s, so little time

hmmm...i just got through redoing my contacts list on yahoo. it took a long time. ALL of the messages that i had saved (including the ones from chuck) were deleted because my stupid dad terminated the accounts. *annoyed grunt*

anyway...so, drew called me something and now i am eternally mad at him.

sara moore and william supposedly almost broke up today. 'twas quite dramatic. she told elizabeth that she was gonna dump 'im and she got really mad at him during lunch. but, come after school time, they were back to their PDA ways.

let me list all of the sar(r)a(h) 's i know.
*deep breath* sara m., sarra s., sarah a., sarah m....ahhh, so many more.

ever just felt empty? like your life is missing something? that's what i feel now. eternal emptiness.

off to wallow in self-pity.

more quiz results.

pirates of the caribbean

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more results from the lovely quizzies.

You're a Summer. You're just a ball of energy that
is constantly going on and on!! You're kinda
like the energizer bunny. lol. But your
probably really athletic and even if you're
not, you'd be good in sports because of all
your energy. You're enthusiastic about
everything you do and find it hard not to be
happy. You're usually pretty optimistic but can
be realistic when needed. You always hope for
the best to turn out and many times they do.
Sometimes though, you let your temper get the
best of you but you apologize as soon as you
can because you hate people being angry with
you. You're friends love how active you are and
you make them feel. (If you can't see tje pics,
go to my homepage and look near the bottom and
find your result) like they can do anything
crazy if they want to.

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Thursday, October 14, 2004

blegh.

i am so out of it today.

they had club stuff yesterday...i just hung out in the cafeteria with ali and jonathan. about halfway through the club meetings, about 50 people came streaming into the cafeteria. one of them sat at our table, so we asked her what was up. apparently, the people in the culinary club were expecting to just eat all the time, because when the lead person said "if you think that this is just an eating club, then you can just leave" they all left. i thought this to be very amusing.

i also went to my dad's house yesterday...mmm...fun. i did computer research with no mouse...yummy. i also went to captain d's and had bad seafood. shortly thereafter i got my butt kicked in pool. 'twas a tres tres depressing day.

novus rehearsal on tuesday went well. i was wearing my "wispy and barely there" pants. matt stepped on the end of my pants and almost panced me. oh, yeah, and Omair asked if he could have my pants. annd i was like "no, omair, you cannot have my pants"

i'm off to go think now.

Tuesday, October 12, 2004

joojoo

To Chuck: I am not a carnie, nor am I goth, lesbian, bisexual, or any other stereotype you can think of.

Now, on to the post. Sarra has informed me that she threw up in the shower. I should hope that that never happens to me. I have to go get ready for the CO-ED NOVUS REHEARSAL! I miss seeing DJ and William and the gang.

Sorry for short post.

I shall return to more write later.

Monday, October 11, 2004

*crushes happiness*

the three day weekend is over. i am so sad. the mail didn't even get delivered today.

sara! have you burned any of my cds yet? o, by the way, thank you for replying to my excellent survey. nice answer to the last question. *smirk as big as your FACE!*

hmmm... ever noticed how small you feel when you've got a 6'4" GIANT standing over you? chad would happen to be sutch of the giants.

Novus practice tomorrow! we have to learn nova nova av'e fit ex eva-a! i like that song... i also like how you can hear Omair over ALL of everyone else. he has a great voice. o! I FOUND MY CHOIR NOTEBOOK FROM LAST YEAR! it, in all it's abused glory, was in my closet. i have the names of my former loves on it. there's a big ol' thing that says: I HEART GENE!!! yes. for those of you who don't know about gene, just know that i DON'T heart gene.

i am so bringing that notebook and the old yearbook tomorrow.

"i shall require an aisle seat and an in-flight happy-meal....AND NO PICKLES! O, god help you if i find pickles."

Sunday, October 10, 2004

My Pretty

Okay, guys and dolls, here's the deal. I am going to post a survey and you, ALL OF YOU!, are going to copy and paste it into an e-mail. You will then proceed to complete it and send it to me. If you don't have my e-mail, get it from someone who does...savvy?

Crap You've Heard Before

1. Name? Lane

2. Age? 14

3. Birthday? 8/8 (my next birthday, send me gifts!)

4. Favorite food? either chinese or mexican (pizza is so overused.)

5. Favorite movies? Monty Python and the Holy Grail, CAMP, Newsies, Edward Scissorhands, Swimfan, Cape Fear, The Princess Diaries (...yeah, so? i can still kick your butt.), Grease, Hairspray, Liar Liar, Billy Madison, Zoolander, Kung Pow, Interview With the Vampire, Dracula...

6. Marital Status? single, sadly.

Choose

7. Pen or Pencil? pencil. i mess up way too much to use pen.

8. His and Her towels or die slowly by means of icepick? icepick, please.

9. Love or lust? Love

10. Hugs or Kisses? kisses.

Back to the Questions

11. Favorite superhero? Superman. I have an abnormal fascination with Superman.

12. Blondes or Brunettes? brunettes.

13.Favorite flowers? it's cliche, but red and white roses.

14. Favorite color combination? crimson and black

15. Do you enjoy Taco Bell? yes. In all it's faux mexican glory.

Finish the Sentence

16. Lindsay Lohan... makes me vomit.

17. WSHS girl's locker room... smells like poo.

18. Family Guy... is the best show ever created.

19. Dark-haired foreign guys... are the sexiest things in the whole world.

20. Lane is... a freakishly loud nad outgoing, yet highly self-concious, staple for the common man. (*grin*)

21. Harrison told me... that Chuck should come to Memphis...NOW!

22. My biggest pet peeves are... Mrs. LaFon and Mrs. Stallins...and homophobes.

23. I am labeled as... a freak. YAY for Lane!

24. Clothing items I'd most like to shoot people for wearing are... walibees and North Faces. They need to be stopped.

More Lovely Inquisitions

25.CHUCKTAYLORCHUCKTAYLORCHUCKTAYLOR7DAYSCHUCKTAYLORSUICIDEDEATHDISMEMBERMENT! Are you scared? no, i'm not sarra.

26. Music of Choice? Maroon 5, Nirvana, CHevelle, Various soundtracks (CAMP!), SOAD, Red Hot Chili Peppers, NOVA! NOVA!, Mr. Williams' Mix, Guns n' Roses, Incubus, Audioslave, Stephen Lynch, etc.

27. List and describe your favorite facial feature in 17 words or less. Lips- an unnatural shade of pink.

28. Do you like Mr. Williams? God, yes. I love the man.

Final Thoughts...Or ARE They?

29. Do you love me? yes, i love me very much...sometimes.

30. Do you like drawing obscure htings on your school binders? yes...with sharpie.

31. Favorite out-of-town experience? Dallas...*tear*

32. What's your heritage? I'm Italian like a mo.

Quotes!

33. Favorite Conversation with You and a Friend?

(almost late to homeroom bell rings)
Lane: "Drew just called me a lesbian."
Leo: " I'd never call you a lesbian."
Lane: "Oh, thanks Leo."
Leo: "NOw, get to class, you...lesbian muscrat with a new CD!"
Lane: "...?"

34. Favorite quote from any of the three Austin Powers movies?

"There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures....and the Dutch."

35. Teacher Quote?

(in order for this to be funny, it must be read aloud.)

"Lane, jacket off! Robbie, jacket off! Oh, God, what did I just say!?"

More Questions

36. If you can fill this in, I'll love you forever....except Sarra...because she knows this.

" I realize that, your honor, but ________________________________."

37. Do you know whoo Cyndi Lauper is? Prove it. GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUUUUUUN!!!!

5 Questions Just for Kristie

38. Are you and Brandon still together, or what?

39. What's with Brian? (by the way, he thinks I'm purty.)

40. 'Member when those stoners came up to us and they were like, "IT"S GIRLS!" ?

41. How much would I have to pay you to go out with Gene again?

42. Are you paying attention?

5 Questions Just for Chuck

43. CHUCK! I'm so sorry I didn't call you. Do you still love me? *cute face*

44. Will you come here if i let you live in my closet?

45. Aren't you thrilled about my pic?

46. uhhh...Come here?

47. What would I have to do to get you to move here?

5 Questions Just for Sarra

48. Don't you miss the herd like your life?

49. Cuss...please?

50. Can I come sleep in the sex chair?

51. Can I borrow your Newsies DVD?

52. WHYYYYYYYY NOOOT?

Final Thoughts...For Real This Time.

53. List here your honest opinion of me.





I love you all amd am leaving you with this quote.

"Give me a cupcake...AND NO SPRINKLES! For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you."

Saturday, October 09, 2004

Reminescent of Dallas (meant to be sad)

ahh...remember those good times at dallas? from sex shops on the side of the highway to making people angry at the five minute pool party...*sigh*.

I miss dallas like a mo. everything seemed simpler then. caitlin kline was actually part of my daily life. the herd was still together...(herd forever, man). i was still dating mason. no one minded being seen in their pajamas down at the hotel breakfast at 7:00 in the morning. i miss dallas.

medieval times...sarra caught a rose. the guy that insanely resembled kurt cobain. BLACKANDWHITE! stuart rushing up and down the aisles urging on the black and white knight.

oh, and then there was six flags and the car commercial...nevermind the competition that we totally kicked butt on. six flags. i loved the runaway mountain. me and amelia coaxing eileen to ride. doing the time warp in line and recieving the strangest looks from surrounding idiots.

*wails* oh how things have changed. amelia is no longer with us. i am no longer dating mason. i object to being seen by anyone other than my family before 7:00. no more 5 minute pool parties. no more medieval times. no more screaming YMCA! at the top of our lungs at the hard rock cafe...( the one in memphis just isn't the same.

*sad look* yeh wanna know something else? i haven't done the time warp since amelia left...

Friday, October 08, 2004

guess who's not ignoring me anymore?

MASON! yep. he established contact through e-mail. i'm so...indifferent.

Let me explain my indifference:
Skirts make me depressed...i am currently wearing one. My giddiness about mason and chad not hating me anymore is pretty much canceled out my the whole skirt depression thing, hterefore, leaving me indifferent.

3 DAY WEEKEND!!!

Wednesday, October 06, 2004

the bomb diggity?!

kristie, hun, the bomb diggity? you are one VERY confused individual.

"oooh, i hate vegetables. this tastes like a monkey...a monkey that's past it's prime"

CHAOS! CHAOS! yes. chaos is my world. KRIIIISTIE!!! i readed your blog and you said i bees mad at you. i'm not mad at you...are you freakin kidding me? i'm grounded until the end of the six weeks...from the phone. but, i can still come over friday if you'd come to school so we could taaaalk! mmmkay.

Sunday, October 03, 2004

i am read.

first off, a HUGE thanks to kristie for the twenty-one comments she sent. c'mon kriss, was that really necessary?

oh, yeah, before i forget, yeh know that lemon jell-o i mentioned in that last lovely tidbit of a post? yeah..it was bad. i put too much water in it so, it was more like lemon water than jell-o. it didn't even WOBBLE!

WOW! i am on my... *counts*...5th day of not using the phone. i'm still holding on...

today was rather uneventful....except for the fact that i got THE coolest headphones in the whole world today. they're the whole "noise blocking and padding for extra comfort" type? is that the man stuff or what? *quizzical look at screen* dude, did i just say "man stuff"? how retard-o of me. oooooh! lane also got another cd yesterday. it's the resident evil apocolypse soundtrack. *puts on commercial voice* "has such artists as: a perfect circle, lacuna coil (...i know, right?!), cradle of filth, and sutch.

i have odd music tastes. i like everything from "pulled straight from satan's anus" metal to broadway .

Friday, October 01, 2004

ROCK-tober

yeah... rock-tober has gotten so old. i refuse to type, write or even say that phrase startiiiing....NOW!

okay, yes, i am lane and this is october. ahhh, my favorite month of the year. it's just chilly enough to comfortably drink hot chocolate but still warm enough to sweat during physical activity. yummy. i have lemon jell-o in the fridge....it calls to me.

i shall ignore it for now. mmmmyes. speaking of desiring foodstuffs, heres an actual conversation between me and (newly taken) peter.

Lane: *calls peter*

Peter: mmmmyesh?

Lane: *in horribly fake spanish accent* hola, el petero! what you is dooing?

Peter:*in the o-i'm-german-but-i-don't-care-because-i-have-my-sexy-undershirt-on accent* Fixing to eat meh hamburger.

Lane: well, you're going to talk to me for sometime before you do.

Peter: but, i'm hungry, lane!

Lane: i'm better than a hamburger!

Peter: you're right.

Lane: i know. *after hearing a sigh from peter* so, what are you doing besides lusting after a hamburger?

Peter: lusting even more after the hamburger...


Such are the conversations of lane and peter. *applause*


I need to go eat my lemon jell-o and take polaroids of myself so FINALLY i can send one to Chuck.