And now, for your viewing pleasure, FAMILY GUY QUOTES (and my comments on them)!!!!

Peter: Sorry Meg. Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first.
(it's my DAD!)

Adam West: I love this job more than I love taffy ... and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.
(reminds me of something Leo would say...i have no idea why, but it does.)


Peter: As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living! So we all sing Christmas Carols to lull him back to sleep.
Bob: Outrageous, How dare he say such blasphemy. I've got to do something.
Man #1: Bob, there's nothing you can do.
Bob: Well, I guess I'll just have to develop a sense of humor.
(Man...*erupts into laughter*...man.)

[Quagmire sees a cheerleader tied up in a bathroom stall]
Quagmire: Dear diary: Jackpot.
( I love Chad...giggity giggity.)

Peter: Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the street. More special like... like Special K, the cereal. Hey, what do they do with the regular K? And for that matter, what ever happend to K. Ballard? You know, if you said mallard and you had a cold, it would sound like ballard.
Brian: Do you listen to yourself when you talk?
Peter: I drift in and out.
(This one goes out to Kristie...here's to 3 am rants and you telling me to shut the (obscene) up.)

I am done with that.